Saturday, April 21, 2018

A21- “Baggins!”

[Rowlie/Denny and Dolomite/Rob are absent]

As we snuck around the 2-headed lumbering large orc, their hunched-over arm swaying indicated their feeble mindedness. Experimental outcasts. We continue trekking east-northeast before our shadows stretch beyond our sight. Camp and nightwatch without fire. Fortunate that only Rambler on 1st watch sees the flock of crebain fly across the moon from our back. Ill omen? Or is Brackrog’s watch sighting more foretelling – the high-pitched scream of a long-necked beast flying south on its long wingspan?


Morning cold breakfast before our travels transition from tall grass plains to barren rolling hills. The mountains finally on the horizon suggesting a noon arrival at Mount Gram. Weapons checked and patient scan for glint of metal or indications of lookouts.

Last minute notice of a shoddy fence around a smelling feces packed pen backed up before a rock-wall cave. Watch dogs? More like warg pens. Care to check the wind to make certain we are downwind. A well-worn footpath leads to caves dotting the face of Mount Gram. Banners with the symbol of a raised hand holding a ring flutter in the breeze. Movement! Vikings we’d fought in the caves behind Mountain Hill! The hillmen of Gundabad.


Decision to sneak around the pens to the back of the Mountain where we spot 4 other entrances. Rambler sneaking forward notices varying size cave openings and usage. We opt for the lesser used cave. Marching order: Rambler, Ladee, Galanon, and the armor-laden Brackrog bringing up the rear. Well almost; dog Garl in trail. Barely inside when R signals halt then signals G forward to listen to the orcish conversation. Guards! Bored out of their minds, “I came here to fight, not sit on my asrk. Just order us to attack something! But no, he just stands starting at that damn thing.” “Shhh, if Thungard heard you, you’d be the next experiment.”

Is it a fight he wants, or just Brackrog wanting to smash orc? Either way, we open the door finding 2 orc rolling die at a table. “Thunk, thunk.” Arrows in their chests, then Rambler and Brackrog rushing into melee. Then silence after the last falls, except for the “sluup” noise the dwarf’s hammer makes being pulled out of the orc’s neck. Consideration to spike the door to prevent other orc from coming this way if we need to retreat out the cave. But the door at the back of the room reveals more passages and guard rooms. We opt to stick to these back hallways rather than the main cave passage.
Endless hallways, doors, silence, and more occupied guard rooms the deeper we venture. The elf and dwarf comparing kill counts. More guards complaining. This “Thungard” sounds pre-occupied. What could possibly consume all his attention? Stairs up, other rooms caved-in, more guards. Their numbers growing such that we risk encounter with 4-5 orc or hillmen. Fortune we slaughter them all before one can escape to sound an alarm. Then one too many chances: Rambler peeking around the corner into a room is spotted. Elvish arrows plunge into orcish chests, and Ladee rushes into the room to harass another orc, hoping his allies join the melee. Except one orc blocks the entrance preventing his allies’ movement; thus, the hobbit dancing with 3 orc. Ladee surrounded and taking a beating.

His allies soon forge into the room, Rambler thrusting his blade deep into the last orc’s nostril. Soon all orc dead but the hobbit needing time to bandage his wounds. Then back exploring, finding an occasional passage their leads to light…another exit from the mountain. Deeping into the mountain, passages cloaked in darkness thus the need for Ladee to carry a torch for his allies. Halt as Rambler hears moaning. The door opening unto a torture chamber. Orc and hillmen chained to the wall. Amputations. The source of the extra arms we’d seen on the beasts within Amon Sul?

“Save us or put us out of our misery! Ungabald recruited us orc. Bratha recuited us hillmen. But they lied; not to fight, but to be sacrificed! Thungard leads here. He or that eye he answers to. Stares at all day and night.” Galanon was eager to oblige as he slices their necks, “What? I put them out of their misery as they asked!” Another room with multiple voices. The elf eager to fight again but we leave with knowledge gained overhearing their conversation, “Without the daggers, we cannot make more beasts. Thungard needs to retrieve those blades! Quit complaining before he comes down to experiment on you!”

Rambler pulling all aside, “Did you hear? Not that they miss the daggers. No, they said ‘come down.’ Their leader Thungard is upstairs!” More passages, guard rooms, and stairs leading up to the 3rd and final floor. So much walking, Galanon pauses to eat his last Lembas bread to avoid exhaustion. One turn after another suggests we are getting deeper into trouble, till Rambler calls halt and silence before a well-lit opening. He peers inside.

Ten orc pace around the large chamber (60x65). Bored but not saying anything. Then the reason why. Standing mesmerized before a ball-topped pedestal stands the large orc shaman (Thungard) we’d fled from outside Rivendell. The glint of Dunedain weapons hanging on racks behind him. Galanon pissed others want to pause to plan. Rambler and Ladee sneaking in to hopefully gain melee range with the shaman. 15 feet short of their mark when elvish arrows fly across the room and sink into the shaman’s chest. So much for stealth!

Brackrog anxious to charge into melee but the elf has other plans, “Block the entrance to give me freedom to loose more arrows!” Deadly aim against the shaman deep in a trance. Critical hits such as the last that slices his carotid artery, dropping the leader who hasn’t spoken a single command.

The last arrow plunging into the neck just as Rambler lunges forward to attack. A pained cry escapes his lips as he mistakenly stares at the orb on the pedestal. Ladee advancing too, then hears “Baggins” announced from the orb. The hobbit throws his cloak over the orb to save his own sanity while blinding the eye.

Even tho their leader is dead, these orc fight relentlessly and with fury. An equal battle till the voice inside Rambler’s skull wins out…the woodsman retreats in fear, leaving the hobbit out-numbered and overwhelmed. Till Ladee raises his sword (Flame of Hope) shouting, “Stay brave and true my friend.” The spell broken. Or whatever fear distracted the woodsman. The balance sways our way once more…the last orc soon bleeding out on the floor.


“Phew!” We gather the Dunedain weapons as Galanon lifts the Palantir by its cloak cover and hefts it over his shoulder. Confidence and jubilation at our success till we hear the “SCREECH” of a Ringwraith apparently called to protect the palantir!

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